I just finished off an email to a person who seems like the kind of guy I need closer to Philly. Just the kind of fellah you want out with you when you feel like goofing off. Our night would go a little something like this:
We'd meet up at Tatooed Mom's on South street because they have THE greatest jukebox ever... but they are pricey so we would stay for one drink and move it along to Dirty Frank's. Trust me - the name DOES it justice. Anyway, we'd get toasted and make obscene comments about the waitstaff. Later, off to my place for hot fondling and sloppy sex that we would laugh about over breakfast and aspirin.
I hope he reads this and think it's romantic. But! The point I am making is this: I added at the end the email that he should ask me questions; I like the attention. Then I thought, "Wouldn't it just be easier to LIST my fun facts?" I thought so... besides, in case you didn't notice, I'm a "lister".
Fun Facts de Jenna:
-I am crazy. I am always told that I have tons of energy.
-I cried at "Snoopy Come Home" They kept telling him no dogs allowed! I have a soft spot for animals, animated or not.
-I think I'm a princess. In fact, it is tatooed on my body. So there! Bitches.
-My best friend Rachel and I think we are the funiest people on the planet. Rachel and I met in 8th grade and we know each other so well, we pretty much speak another language. I started a "Big Book For Me To Have Stuff In". It's a correspondence/scrap book that her and I pass back and forth. We write a lot of crap and paste funny things in there. One night we were at a popular Irish/Scottish Pub. I decided we were going to compile a list of things that Guys can do to win us over, hands down. It, of course, spawned a counter-list of things that put guys "off the team". We were writing the "off" list at the bar and got tons of people coming over, wondering what we were doing. One group in particular was adamant about us getting our whole book published. Be on the look out for my works in progress. Hopefully they will be sold some day:
J-Lo Poops, Big Book, Thumbs Down, and Hot Men Smoking Cigarettes.
-My little brother is the coolest person I know. He's 5'11", I'm 5'4" and he is STILL scared of me. I love that about him. He also can quote more movies than anyone I know.
-People tell me I am a great listener. If you have something to say, you can tell me. Just don't pay attention to the fact that I will be watching TV at the same time...it's all part of my listening process.
-I own two cats: Chasey and Willow... and yes, we are all porn stars.
-I have a severe weakness for men who look good in shorts and sneakers. Yes, I'm serious.
-My favorite curse word is cock addict.
-I am always hitting the caps key instead of shift and it pisses me the fuck off each time.
I think I'm tired of trying to ask myself questions. I'm not sorry if you thought my fun facts were not fun. I hope someone has some thought provoking questions coming my way. He seems like fun and I love fun people.
11:09 a.m. - 2004-05-20
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