Ever have those sudden remonders that you are NOT as cool as you think and can be compared to a toddler. Me too.
List of Jenna's Toddler Characteristics:
1. I am constantly falling and skinning my right knee. I'm serious. It's way pink.
2. I scratch myself by accident and leave marks that make me look like a complete "case". Example: This morning in the shower, I scratched my self in the neck! It fucking hurts and it makes me look like a whore.
3. I cannot resist making funny faces in public mirrors. Trust me, without fail, I will goof off in a mirror with NO problem in public. Ask any of my friends, they'll back me up.
4. I still pick my Mom "flowers". Okay, they're really dandelions. But I think they're pretty.
5. My food barely reaches my stomach. Where does it go? My face, clothes and teeth. I keep a supply of wipes handy to save my friends the horror of my mis-placed food.
That's the abridged list - you don't want me to go any further.
12:13 PM - Monday, May. 24, 2004
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