Where did all these dumb bitches come from? Get the cock out of your ear. Speak with a speck of intelligence. FOR GOD'S SAKE TAKE THAT FUCKING GUM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! I must be a fucking idiot magnet. Either that or my standards are way too high. I'm going with the magnet theory... I'm not THAT particular. Then again...
MY list of signs your date is an ASS:
1. Stays in his car and honks for you when he arrives. I mean come on! Anyone can admit it: What an ass.
2. His car's interior is not cleaned. Simply meaning, he did not throw away his garbage and certainly didn't bother to vacuum. That pisses me off to no end. WHY would a guy want to make that kind of first impression? (Can you tell I'm in a mood?)
3. Flirts with waitress. Now, before you start to judge me and think that I am jealous... hold on and hear me out. First dates are important. This is the courting stage, this means that all eyes on the chick. Men should at least appear to care as if their date is the only gal on the planet. However!! Once I am actively dating a guy, I think it is quite cute to see him make other gals giggle. I take MUCH enjoyment in having something other girls want. Which leads me to a topic which will throw me off my point:
Attn ALL MEN!!! Here is a big secret about us Ladies. When you make a gal laugh, she ALWAYS thinks of sex with you. Ask any girl, she will concur.
Back to your regularly sheduled program...Where was I? AH yes, the list.
4. Your date keeps looking at any of the following: Watch, people walking by or his phone. Dump him if he does. Trust me, it's the same as the whole "Does she reach to unlock your door" thing. If he distracts himself like that, you know right away that he will not be attentive with you and/or will not care about your feelings in the future. Dump him.
5. Stares at your tits incessantly and NEVER mentions how nice you look. Think about it. He obviously likes what he sees and doesn't speak up. What an ass. Even if he isn't gawking at you, he should still mention how great you look.
9:55 AM - Tuesday, May. 25, 2004
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