I have learned THREE very interesting things about myself:
1. I am a paint scraping machine. I have found my inner talent. I'm not kidding. My best pal Rachel just bought a GORGEOUS home in Manayunk, PA. The house is simply awesome, but the previous owners apparently don't know what is right and wrong when it comes to hardwood floors. They fucking gooped it up with carcass colored paint. Why God, why. Serious. It looks like poo.
2. I am allergic to latex. I found this out while stripping. Ha. I mean stripping the paint. Naughty. Okay, so I was spraying the floor with the goo that bubbles up the paint like Ellios pizza, and wore protective latex gloves because the shit will burn you if it touches your skin. I could honestly feel my hands getting really hot. I ignored it and finished spraying. When I was done, I hopped downstairs while I let the gunk soak. I took off my gloves and noticed my hands were swelling. WHAT? I thought some of the stripper got on my skin, burned through all the layers and was now in my blood stream. My hands were throbbing. Rachel told me I was totally allergic to latex. She was right. After a couple minutes with the glove off, the swelling went down. This explains A LOT. When I have sex, halfway through, it becomes uncomfortable for me. I thought I was just drying up and something was wrong with my juice factory. Boy am I glad I found out what the real problem was!! Before I thought my sex partners were just kings of love and pounded the hell out of me enough to make me hot and sensitive down below. I will have comfortless sex no longer!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
3. I am an asshole. My friend Derek and I, along with his cousin, Adrien and their pal, Frank, celebrated Derek's birthday in Old City last night. Frank was the DDriver and the rest of us got pissed drunk. When we got back, I sprawled across Derek's bed. I've known him for ages and knew that was where I was sleeping. He said, "Can you do me a favor?" I replied, "Depends on what it is?" He says, "I really want you to take off your clothes so I can eat your pussy." Get ready for it... I said I wanted to go to sleep. WHAT!? Who just said that!? Yeah, I turned down free oral. Something is wrong with my brain, I swear. Like I said, I've known Derek for a long time and we have always been friends with benefits - the boy is GREAT in bed. I have NO idea why I didn't want him to. My only answer is that I am an asshole.
1:05 PM - Sunday, Jun. 13, 2004
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