My favorite Survey so far....
fadedlight - lies
description: As the name suggests, this survey is designed to give you all the opportunity to lie, thereby increasing the amount of misinformation in the world and contributing to ultimate chaos.
1. "Hi. How are you?" Well? How arrre you? (all)
Well right now I am sitting on a mound of gorgeous men whose only goals in life are to touch me and later please me til my eyes go blurry. Want to know their names? HAh ha haaaaah Just kidding, they don't get names.
2. "...So -he- said, 'If you didn't think 1 was the set of all sets with one element, what did you think it was?'!" Haw haw haw? -I- thought it was funny. (all)
It totally was! Every time I tell the same story, none of my friends laugh though. That's when I say "You HAD to be there."
3. "I expect you've read all ten books of Plato's "Republic"? Of course, it's much better in the original Greek." Brilliant work, isn't it? (all)
Brilliant - Yes. Complex - No. The simple fact is here in ourselves and it was discovered and later put into in Plato's text. I would still love to see the man today and REALLY see what he's got. DOn't you.
4. "Prague became the capital of Czechoslovakia in, em 19...15? wasn't it?" Furrow your brow, and agree after a pause? Or pick another two numbers at random? What you are about to do, do it confidently. (all)
No, no you are confusing the fall of Constantinople. Prague, which we both know is Latin for "City of the Night Child" was indeed named capital far before 1915. The year was 1763. Very big year for Africa as well. Did you know that the first sucessful treck across the Serenghetti took place the same year!? *snooty-chuckle* What a year...
5. "Where did you get that skirt from? It's so bohemian!" Let me guess -- thrift shop? Took you ages to find, a real bargain, I expect? (all)
Quite the opposite. I was bacpacking to Machu-Pichu and was lost beyond belief. My compass clearly showed me I was indeed on the right path, but having been there many times before, I did not recognize any of the ladmarks. Anyway, I find an old woman native who spoke very beautifu English. Imagine a South African accdent with a little Scandinavian - Gorgeous. She told me I was on the correct path and was admiring my necklace I bought from Old Navy. I told her I was more than happy to trade the necklace for her skirt. Trust me doll, it looks much better on my rockin' booty.
6. "Ya, I think I look kinda fat in these jeans." You think? (all)
DOn't be silly. You look hot hot hot. Shake what your mama gave you.
7. "Are you busy?" 'Kinda', right? (all)
Well I am always busy. I am very important, but always have time for you cupcake.
8. Okay. I know I'm being cynical. Nevermind all that. Just tell me how much you enjoyed my poem. (all)
I felt the room get heavy; like someone had stolen my pains and thoughts and brought them to life through verse. I do think it could use less pig latin references though. Just an idea.
10. (all)
OY! Where's nine? Greedy little ten....
anisettekiss's comment on this survey: On a scale from one to ten, guess how much fun I had.
P.S. I added two entries today, you should look at the other one too. ALSO: If you'll notice, at the bottom of the page I have a comment section!!! woo hoo.
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3:11 PM - Saturday, Jun. 26, 2004
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