The most odd yet delighful thing happened last night. The fellah that gave me quite a nice romp a couple weeks ago gave me a call last night. The reason I find this odd is because I gave him strict instructions that I did not require a call from him. I'm not cold, I think I'm just being realistic. Why bother chatting over the phone? Are we suddenly going to become friends? The answer: no. We are going to get together for a drink next time he is in town. End of story. Maybe he is just trying to be nice. Maybe he doesn't believe that I have not attached myself romantically to him. Maybe he secretly wants me to fancy him hard-core style. Too bad, Pidgeon. I'm not that stupid.
He lives in Buffalo for crying out loud. Am I supposed to HONESTLY believe that we are going to fall madly in love when the only common ground we have is sexual attraction!? Pah-leese.
Moving right along. Nothing new over here in Philly except that I almost was attacked by a fucking pidgeon. I'm not kidding. I'm trotting happily to work, looking carefully at the sidewalk due to the fact that I stumble like a fecking child when presented with uneven pavement, when all of the sudden a rat with wings is about to collide with my face. I immediately strike a tae-bo-left-fist-blocking-face-weight-planted-on-hind-leg-stance and yell "whoa". Keanu would have been proud, dude. I looked like a ninja that was easily scared. Is that even possible? At any rate I was comforted by the fact that I was ready to rock the wing-ed beast and did NOT do the double-chin-jerk-neck-back-and-scream-like-sissy-stance. Go me. Grrr.
12:47 PM - Thursday, Jul. 15, 2004
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