The key to my happiness lies in the hands of mothers everywhere.
I'm beginning to believe that horrible mothers are the SOURCE of all the people who have pissed me off today.
Allow me to theorize. (I DID say the word allow, but know that I am not asking you...yeah, I'm telling you. Word.)
Today I spoke to a Man on the phone. We'll call him Chumpy McFrig. Mr. McFrig, first of all, does not have the greatest memory. How do I know this? Because he spoke to me yesterday and had NO IDEA. I could remember who HE was though...moving right along.
Mr. McFrig had signed up with our free online service. I gave him the whole schpiel about him recieving a confirmation email, blah, blah, blah, 48 hours later you can view your account, blah, blah, blah.
But that's not where the problem came in.
He asked for the customer service phone number. I gave him our DIRECT LOCAL NUMBER and he asks me for the toll free 1-800 number.
Sure, fine.
THEN he complains about the automated system and having to dial options.
WHAT?
I JUST GAVE YOU OUR DIRECT NUMBER. CALL IT? AND YOU GET US *SURPRISE* D-I-R-E-C-T-L-Y.
Shut your punchy mouth and let Mama take over - she knows best.
THAT was the first thought that crossed my mind.
Then I thought to myself that maybe his Mom was an idiot and had no idea how to answer questions or help problems. Maybe that's why he didn't understand that when I am asked a question, I am giving you the fucking answer. Maybe his mother never had to do anything but look pretty, cook and clean.
That's when I realized that women are not done yet in their quest for equality.
Men still don't get how much better we are.
I'm not saying we are better than them, I am saying that we are better than we were.
More of us are independent.
We no longer have to live our lives under the security of a man.
But what is holding us back is the reputation of WOMEN who don't understand that we are more independent.
WOMEN who don't realize that we no longer have to live under the security of a man.
Now, at the same time, folks, don't think for a second that THIS makes me a feminist. I hate those bitches. I wish upon them an eternity of sucking dick.
They are nuts. Just plain crazy. I have never met a feminist that wanted equality - they all wanted domination.
Now that's a fun idea for a night or two, but not seriously in the world. You know?
I think America needs more and more places for Women to go to strengthen their character. To learn from other women and to gain confidence that should have been there from day one.
...Maybe I'll start a club. Men can join too and they can learn to further apreciate their women.
...Maybe I'll take action and teach other women how they can also take action instead of sitting around and bitching about it.
...Maybe I need a nicer way of saying that before I begin, but wouldn't that take all of the fun out of it??
1:41 PM - Friday, Sept. 17, 2004
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