Champagne + Red Spike heels = Jenna hurt her friggin foot.
See, I went to an awesomely righteous Holiday party on Thursday night as my friend Gus' date. We had a BLAST and my cleavage was a hit. I have to admit, I really had NO idea it was going to draw as much attention as it did. I mean, I feel I've seen girls wear MUCH more provocative clothing than what I had on. I guess because my chest is a little on the large size, it's more obscene?? I dunno...
Anyway, Gus and I were goofing off and giggling and making fun of all the people we barely like all night. Plus the gorgeous food, plus the champagne bottles being brought to our table, you could only imagine what fun we were having! Did I mention the camera??
Yeah, the camera.
Gus and I were giving each other porn tongue by the end of the night, just so we could see what it "looked like".
LOL
Let me tell you!! It was UN-natural. In case you don't know or didn't remember, Gus is very gay. He invited me to his work party make the night more interesting. *grin* I think people just like watching me get hammered. I have NO idea why.
I know it can't be because they like hearing me bitch about how uncomfortable my shoes are. It's not my fault! My shoes are totally comfortable, but after walking around and standing in them for a couple hours, they start feeling less like a part of me and more like a rabid dog that has attached itself to my toes. :)
Did I mention the food??
Yeah, the food.
We had pasta bolognese, grilled eggplant, swordfish, spinach gnocci, mushroom crepes, brushetta, and a bunch of other goodies. I have no idea what they were. But it was ALL amazing. Just absolutely amazing.
Then let's add some champagne. Lots of champagne.
ALL of the party were sitting at these long tables and my seat was up against the wall, just the way I like it. I can see everything that way. SO I just polished off my third glass of champagne, when I noticed how far away the drink table was. I recruited our server, Joey, to grab me a few bottles. He totally did and I was happier than a whore at a buy one get one free dildo sale. I was pouring and drinking and laughing and eating. GOSH it was great!
As everyone was beginning to get stuffed, the office folks started their polyanna and handed out their gifts. Just take my word for it, these people know how to shop.
Because we all thought the evening was ending far too soon, Marty, one of Gus' co-workers, said we were moving the party to his place, a few blocks away.
SWEET.
Long story, longer. We drink more, leave and I jam the hell out of my foot on the way back to my friend Rachel's house. I couldn't walk on it by the time we got to her car. :(
My foot is still acting funny, so I called my doctor to ask them what I should do. I have NEVER hurt myself before. I told them I can't press down on the ball of my foot without cursing. They told me to go to the hospital to have it x-rayed.
Yeah right.
It costs 100 fucking dollars to do that!! That's WITH my fucking insurance coverage!!
What do I have these fucking cards for??
I am now accepting donations to the Jenna is a doofus and needs an x-ray fund.
I'm kidding, just send me your love for Christmas. xoxoxoxo
1:11 PM - Tuesday, Dec. 21, 2004
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