Let's play a game.
Oh, be quiet. You'll have fun and like it.
Out of my list of "people I read" I'm going to pick someone and give you clues about them according to their previous entries and/or survey answers.
Get it?
If I were to use myself as an example I'd use clues like these:
-I think about sex constantly (Okay, about 99% of us do, not a very telling clue...)
-I own a cat (Getting warmer... can think of a few cat owners...)
-I think the world revolves around me (Isn't that why we're all here...)
-I am a nerd (Okay, when does this game start narrowing down the possibilities...)
-I despise the song "your body is a wonderland" (Here we go...)
-I used to make lists all the time and for some reason, have abruptly stopped (What? Oh like I know THAT much about someone...)
-I'm a shady motherfucker magnet...
Get the idea?
Great!
(LOL I'm loving this... I wonder if the person, wonders how I knew this crap OR if they're flattered they're my first subject.)
Let's play
-I have been kicked out of my own room after having sex with a girl. Worst part? She locked the door and called her lesbian lover to come get her.
-My favorite thing that I love to do is too obvious to give away, BUT the other thing I love to do is eat pussy.
-I use the phrase "and by 'blank' I mean "blankety blank" all the time and it never gets old. NEVER I tell you!
-I'm from a state where the men are men and the women are too.
-I'm naming my first-born Dynamite, regardless of gender.
-"Curiosity Slowing" basically means that your life is so fucking pathetic that you actually pause, nay... slow down, BRAKE, in order to see just what it is going on, on the other fucking side of the Interstate.
-I'm damn smart and a smart-ass.
-I'm SUCH a smart-ass that I can barely answer a question seriously, without cursing, using the word poop or the word boobies.
-I touch my readers. Heh... Both figuratively and literally, because I'm a whore like that.
-But mostly figuratively. SO much that they aren't afraid to tell me how much they care about me. I think they love me as much as I love them. Awwww. Let's hugggg... and then make out... and then get drunk.
-If you don't know who I am yet, I'll have to make this easier for you feygs...
-I enjoy removing the act of bathing from my daily routine for days upon days and then proceed to write about the stench in a way that makes the reader feel like they were next to me, but thankful they ACTUALLY aren't.
-I love boobs.
-I love beer.
-Beer loves me.
-You HAVE to know by now... Um. OKAY, fine!
-I wear a fucking kilt and I'm a certified SKULLSPLIH-ERRRRRR!
-Now send me some naked photos and I'll tell you about my 7 and a half inch "talent"
WHO AM I??
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