I will be the FIRST to admit that I am totally loving the AWFUL reality shows on TV. I don't watch them on purpose and I usually don't see them from start to finish, but you better bet your sweet ba-tootie I will watch the fuck out of them if I stumble across one while I'm flipping through prime time TV.
So last night I watched Beauty and the Geek.
I love this fucking show.
They take about 7 geeks and 7 "hot gals" and pair them off into couples. The couples compete as teams in events where the gals have to learn something a geek would know and the geeks have to learn all about the kind of crap "hot gals" know.
Last night the girls had to go shopping for their geek. They had a $1000.00 cash limit and had to spend as much as possible without going over. THE CATCH: They had to figure in 8.25% sales tax.
*sarcastic gasp*
"You mean like, math?"
Yeah. Math.
THEN. The gals had to dress their guys in the clothes they bought for them earlier and give them a make-over. (Let's face it. A haircut and some color) The task set out for the men was to go to a mall and collect as many phone numbers (from girls) as possible.
2 of the geeks were doing really well. The one who looked hot after his "make-over" and the one who told all the girls he was a GAY film student who needed extras.
WHAT!? HOW does that count!!!!?
The "Gay" guy wound up winning by 13 to the "Hot" guys 11.
Yeah, the "Hot" guy was THAT good. He used some pick-up lines and had fun!
Anyway...the winners of the competitions have to pick two teams who have to face off in a quiz about the things they learned. Like, the girls this week got quizzed on simple math and the boys got quizzed on dating etiquette. Dude. One of the episodes the gals were quizzed on: Fifth Grade. LOL!!! I swear!!!!
SO one of the contestants named Richard? I want to say...?
Richard is OVER-THE-TOP-MOTHER-FUCKING-NUTS. HE makes the show. He's always yelling and falling and being gross and acting like a freaky little spaz.
He's THE biggiest BABY I have ever seen!!! TRUST ME. He out-does any pampered chick you have EVER seen.
DO youself a favor and watch this rediculous show.
11:47 AM - Friday, Jun. 24, 2005
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