Last year I won a karaoke singing contest and the prize was a trip for two to Delray Beach Florida, Atlantic side. The trip was for a full week and included roundtrip air and a condo with private beach and other lovely ditties. I took my best pal Rachel. We decided it would be more fun if we drove down to Fla and kept the money from the airline tickets... so that's what we did. Now, skip ahead to Florida. What a gorgeous place... I was happy just baking in the sun and walking around, but at night we would get a little restless for something to do. We stumble onto this nightspot called "Hugh Jorgans" Say it, and think about it. Hugh's is a dueling piano bar and is THE greatest palce I have ever been to. They have two baby grands facing each other, so that they lock togehter like puzzle pieces. The guys that perform there are hot and they are talented... *Jenna swoons*. When we first arrived, we picked up some fellahs who did not offer to buy us a drink. I am a huge endorser of fellahs who'll buy a lady a drink, mainly because I always buy them one too - all they have to do is try. We ditch the guys and enjoy the show. Even our waitress thought we did the right thing. Back to the show... just imagine every song you love singing along to but with VERY dirty lyrics. There are bras and panties masking the ENTIRE ceiling, which I'm certain were given up willfully. They take requests and with no shame, ask for tips. There was an actual war going on to see who would pay more to hear their schools' fight song. I think Georgia won, there was a football agme between them and Fla coming that next weekend and the Ga fans were hot with determination. Honest, these people were giving up 20s to hear their songs. But I digress.
Rachel and I made a point to come back sometime during the week and see the boys playing piano again. We stopped in Monday and we were 2 of about 20 people... big difference from the packed night on the previous Friday. We sat right up front and decided to make asses of ourselves. We are pretty good at it too. I don't want to go into much detail, but at the end of the night, the piano boys had given us nick-names. Rachel was Philadelphia and I was Angelina. The one guy said I looked like Angelina Jolie... I don't agree, but hey, she's smokin', I am NOT gonna argue. As the night was ending Rachel and I picked up two townies and went back to their place for some dunken-style make out sessions. My boy toy and I go into his room and start kissing, whatever. I'm in there for a good half hour and clothes start coming off, except something stops me. To this day I HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHY, but I sit up, put my clothes on and say that I have to check on Rachel. He's all like "What's wrong baby... don't go... she's fine." Whatever, dude. So I get a little loud and tell him "Tough shit, I've know her longer than anyone else and I know something's wrong. Bye." I walk out of his room and see Rachels' boy on the couch alone. "Where is she?" He points to the bathroom. I knock and go in. Rachel had just finished puking and I look at her and say "Wanna leave?" She just looks at me with wide eyes, starts to giggle and says. "Absolutley." I go in their medicine cabinet and steal the tweezers. Don't ask me why... I was wasted, I thought it was hugely funny and still do. Rachel and I compose ourselves and open the bathroom door. The boys are now both in the living room sparking up a bong. Oh lovely. We just say "Bye" and walk ourselves out the front door. We barely got outside before laughing uncontrollably! I chucked the tweezers in the bushes and we drive back to the condo. We had TOO much fun for one night. More tales of mayhem to come later kiddies, hope you had fun.
10:05 a.m. - 2004-05-21
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