List of 5 Impulsive, Random Thoughts and/or Actions I Wish I could Avoid:
1. Whenever I see peanutbutter I think of this crazy girl who used to live near my Step-Dad's mom. When I was like, twelve years old, this girl (I cannot recall her name) told me that she ate poo before. I was digusted and confused and amazed. "What did it taste like?", I said. "Peanutbutter.", she replied. I love peanutbutter, and still do... but I sure as hell am not gonna try poo NOR am I gonna be able to ever forget what she said poo tasted like. She's a sick fuck. She's probably stripping for attention right now in Jersey. Poor thing.
2. Without fail, when I am talking to a guy, my eyes graze over his crotch. I am a pig. Sorry fellahs, I AM sizing you up.
3. Whenever some one is talking to me and pauses in their story by saying the words "but, umm." I always have to say "bud ump bump" You know, like the rimshot sound effect? I'm always the only one who thinks it's funny. I think it's because they are really trying to get their point across and when I interrupt with my babble, I make them forget their entire point. THAT is what makes it SO funny. You should try it.
4. Any time I see Michael Rosenbaum, I picture myself at the foot of his bed. He is just waking up and I am ironing his shirts, wearing nothing but a pair of fuck-off heels. I dislike this thought because I will never meet this man, let alone be that intimate with him. *sigh*
5. I'll hear certain words and I'll start singing a song in my head that holds the word in the lyrics. Ex:
Random Person:"Jenna, can you pass the salt shaker?"
Jenna: "Well shake it up baby... Twist and Shout..."
Hope you have some funny quirks to share with me that are similar. If not, then I will have to live with the fact that I may be certifiable.
12:24 PM - Monday, May. 24, 2004
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