List of Songs that actually Anger me:
1. Lullaby by Shawn Mullins. I have NO idea if that's his name, but that song pisses me off to no end. This song has GOT to be the most sleazy song I've ever heard! Do you remember it? The one where he's like: "She grew up with the children of the stars..." And he's like, breathing too much. Sounds like an asshole child-molester, I swear.
2. The chick who re-made Higher and Higher. Remember the song from Ghosbusters Two, the one that was playing when they high jacked the Statue of Liberty?? I LOVE that song - when it's sung by Jackie Robinson, but I just heard some musak-shit remake by some chick who made me want to injure myself. Her song, and I don't know her name, is the epitome of crap that pisses me off: Chicks re-doing songs that should be left alone BY LAW... which brings me to my next song that pisses me the fuck off.
3. Across the Universe redone by Fiona Fuckin Apple. I happen to pretty much worship the Beatles... Fiona should be convicted for raping John Lennon's song and for just being an absolute self-righteous cunt.
4. Blink 182 Voice Inside my Head. Or should I say The Voice Inside my Yedd... why oh WHY! I'm moving to England where the people speak "Queen's English".
5. ANY and ALL Gin Blossoms songs. They suck the royal cock and ARE AS BORING AS WATCHING TWO SNAILS FIGHTING TO THE DEATH. Their music angers me, it sucks so much.
6. John Mayer Your Body is a Wonderland. What an ass. If my boyfriend wrote me a song like that, it would prompt me to make an aggressive phone call to him. It would sound something like this:
John: Hello?
Jenna: Hey.
John: Something wrong?
Jenna: You betcha.
John: What's wrong baby? And when can you and your body stop by my place again?
Jenna: Okay, that's the issue RIGHT THERE. Don't you think it would be wise to make sure you have my permission before writing a song about MY BODY you piggish fuck?!
John: Why are you so mad? Many women would find it romantic to have song written about them.
Jenna: UM EXCUSE ME SIR, but maybe those whores don't have parents. I DO and they heard your fucking song. They are asking all kinds of questions why my new boyfriend is singing to the world about my body-playground. Where is your fucking brain.
John: Well what's done is done.
Jenna: Yeah well, this relationship is DONE and my sweet-slip-n-slide-wonderland is CLOSED. *click*
7. Wonderful Christmas Time - Wings. I have NO idea why, but the song makes me want to go on a killing spree.
8. Oops I Did it Again - Brittney whatever Spears. You have GOT to be kidding me. "Oops you think I'm in love..." What a jerk. People, are you honestly falling for this crap. I'm starting a band and our name is gonna be KMFBS: Kill Mother Fuckin' Brittney Spears. She is a poor display of our youth and has NO right to be called an artist.
9. Killing In The Name OF - Rage. Well, *giggle* it angers me in a good way. I feel like kicking some massive tushy when I hear that song. I get all kinds of riled up.
10. A 5th of Beethoven - Walter Murphy? It's that Disco-puke and Beethoven-fusion piece of shit. I should have put it as my number one because this song angers me more than any other song ever made. I can honestly say I adore Beethoven, I think his work is quite sexy and that 70's bubble remake should be banned. The artist should loose his hands, medieval-style.
That's my list, tell me you like it - we'll get naked.
9:22 AM - Friday, May. 28, 2004
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