woo hoo I'm on...now I don't have anything to say. shit.
Ah, the Boy (Rob) called and was interested in seeing me. I guess even without the influence of alcohol I am still funny and quite sexy. (sucker) He gave me a brief telling of his life. I heard he was quite older than me. Good. I'm tired of these fucking boys. I need a man - hopefuly he has a hairy chest. Grr. Hopefully he can cook some bangin' Mexican food for me every night my little heart desires. Is that too much to ask? I didn't think so.
Serious, can I find a man who can make me tamales and enchiladas?? Oh, and he has to accept my gas too. Hmmm, what else.
List of things my Man will do for me:
(Yes, it WILL get a tiny bit dirty)
1. He will take out the garbage. Simple man-chore for my man-whore. I don't think I'm being unreasonable.
2. He will know how to fix the buttons on my shirt. Only because there is nothing sexier than a man with a needle and thread. If you've seen it, you know EXACTLY what I'm saying. Role reversal is the prime way to get me shakey from horn to hoof.
3. He will take me fishing. I want to learn and I like guys who know what to do with a pole. In return, I'll show them what I know what to do with a pole.
4. He will make fun of me and not be afraid. I'm not joking. I hate little pussy men who tip-toe around me. It makes me feel uncomfortable. Huge turn-off!
5. He will eat my box like a champ. AND offer to do it without me asking. Oh come on! EVERYONE wants that, don't they? I mean, in one form or another? That's what I thought. Back to talking about oral... Part B is that he will grunt things while eating, like: mmmm or uhhhh. You know, signs he's enjoying himself. Because he is.
6. He will give me piggie-back rides anytime I ask... unless of course his back hurts. I would NEVER expect that. I'm mean and can be masochistic... but I'm not cruel.
7. He will be ticklish. (sp?) Men you can tickle are a dying breed. I think it's sexy.
8. He will not be sensitive ALL the time. I love talking. I do. But if we are talking all the time about how I made him feel... I'm out. It means he is WAY too sensitive and can't roll with the punches.
9. He wil kiss me when he wants to without asking. Carpe Diem. Enough said
10. He will like my family and tell me how awesome they are. Well, because they are and if he can't see that, then he is not worth my time.
See you all tomorrow. Ciao.
6:07 PM - Monday, Jun. 07, 2004
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