Oh shit. I didn't add an entry today. What is WRONG with me. Oh I know... I've been daydreaming. wanna hear something sad? I used to date this guy from work. TRUST me. I have strict rules about dationg co-workers, but we were at different locations and he put up a good fight. I guess you could say I caved. Not only that, I've never dated a virgin before - I was curious. I'm not going to go into all of the reasons I broke up with him, but I will tell you what he said today to get him legendary DOOFUS status. Since we broke up, I have been promoted to the main office, the same office he is in. He does come by my department every now and again, but mostly to see Tom, a fellah I work with. Tom, his gal, Duke, Joe, Dave, and The ex are all going on a cruise next week. As far as I know, there is to be much rejoicing and special night of formal dining. The ex had been shopping last night for his first big boy suit. The ex was telling Tom how he was admiring himself in the mirror and thought "Hey, I kinda look like Chico Marx." I'll give you a minute... let that sink in. 5...4...3...2...1 WHAT THE FUCK? What kind of silly bastard compares his suited reflection to Chico fucking Marx!? I'll just leave you with that visual. P.S. There are Chico Marx flyers all over the office today - quite festive. Ole!
5:11 PM - Thursday, Jun. 10, 2004
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