This is a vintage entry, and also my very first. You'll need to read this one to get the full effect of the story I am going to tell you...tomorrow.
Isn't the suspense just killing you??
Do you hope it lasts??
"I happen to be in the worst mood I could possibly be in. YES and I DO feel like ending my poor sentences with prepositions. Kiss it.
This morning I woke up with the feeling that my day was going to be quite normal... basically because I didn't feel any passion towards the day, one way or the other. I'll continue. I walk to the train station every morning and find great pleasure in my self-reliance. Go Grrls. My walk takes about 25 minutes - when it's raining...20. Half way to the train, a brown-panel-Griswald-wagon honks, stops and asks if I want a ride. Let me just TRY to explain the area in which I live. It's honestly, quite rich. It's the Main Line - This is not a town people offer to help other people, let alone invite them in their car. I declined. I, in fact, WAS scared and at the same time, I was disappointed with myself for thinking that man in the car did something to scare me. Maybe he was just being a nice person. He saw a sweet young girl walking on the side of the road and was concerned for her safety. Maybe he was psychotic. Maybe I am an asshole for saying no. Maybe I am genius. Who the hell knows. And it's debates like this one that clogs my head day-in, day-out.
Moving right along. Train. Nice ride, took a little nap. I live in West Chester and work in Philly - it's an hour train ride. No biggie. I get off the train and make my way to the CVS in the adjoining mall. THIS FUCKING HOLE, is the main source of the funk I am currently IN. I use this CVS strictly for its proximity and convenience. I pick up three items, and proceed to the check out. Let me just break this BORING story and tell you now that I have horrid karma when it comes to these fucking lines. Case and point. ONE line is open. Two ppl before me. Second line opens. Five people behind me go over to the other one. I was the LAST, LAST, LAST customer to be rung up. I was in such a MOOD that I was "picking fights with my eyes" to EVERYONE I passed. I am an asshole. I just am.
This mental state I put myself in only made everyone at work aggrivate me. The funny thing is, you see; I work as a Customer Contact Specialist. I talk to these city fucks all day. Hence my list of shit that really ticks me off today:
(In no order)
1. Girls whose voice sounds like they are perpetually sick. It is disgusting. It reminds me of girls who can't pick their feet up when they wear flip-flops. I grow angered by them. You should too.
2. I love puzzles, namely the cryptograms. This was the answer to today's puzzle from the Philadelphia Inquirer (I am not making this up): "We's all poor nuts and things happen, and we just get mixed in wrong, that's all." -Eugene O'Neill WHAT THE FUCK. So the opposite of "Pearls of Wisdom" might be "Poo Burger of Wisdom"?? Therefore, todays crytogram quote would fall into the "Poo Burger of Wisdom" category. Agreed? Good.
3. Men who want to speak to my Male Manager so they can be told in "manlier voice" the same shit I was just saying. Am I supposed to be okay with this?
4. People who can't be given information. Example: I give out our address all the time. I say "123 XXX St Philadelphia PA" and they ALWAYS chime in "Okay, and the zip?" WHAT!? What led them to believe that I would FORGET an entire part of the address. Nothing! They just can't shut the fuck up and let me take over. And that my friends, is what's wrong with the world today. "They can't just shut the fuck up and let me take over!" (okay, that was a little dramatic.) I really wish I could deal with these people face to face. I NEVER got this shit before. The phone suddenly is empowering to the dregs of the Philadelphian streets. "Good for fucking you... now come and tell me to my face, phone warrior."
That's as far as I'm going to let this list go. I am afraid I might fall victim to the power of the dark side if I continue re-hashing the junk that boils my blood.
Drop me a line - We'll get naked. XOXO"
12:16 PM - Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004
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