Some of you may already be familiar with the beginning of this story. Are there any boys otu there who want to beat the living PISS out of this guy???
So. About three monthst ago...wait let me start from the beginning, beginning.
I have no friggin' car. I live in an apartment by myself and cannot afford bills, rent, food and a vehicle. Fine. So I walk to the train station that gets me to work in Philadelphia. Great.
One morning, on my walk to work, a gentleman pulls over to say that he is going to the train station, would I like a ride? I decline politely and tell him 'I'm cool, thanks though.'
Later that day, while I'm writing an entry in my online diary, I explain my inner dialog/argument. Was I being an asshole for thinking he was doing anything BUT being nice and helping a nice, young lady to her destination, OR was I very road/travel savvy for telling him to take a hike? (Get it? Hitch HIKE?? Eh...what do you know from funny...)
Moving right along.
I decide I was being a jerk. I live in a GREAT area and I should consider taking advantage of another person's kindness.
*buzzer*
WRONG again, Miss Jenna. (That's me. Miss Jenna. Pleased to meetchoo.)
The VERY NEXT DAY different gentleman (*cough* ASSHOLE) pulls over to the road and says he's going to the train station, do I want a lift? I say thanks and smile.
I get in the blue Ford tempo, (...I know, it can't turn out well. I mean, I already called him an asshole AND I remembered the make and model of his car...yeah, this is gonna get good.) extend my hand, and say 'Hi, I'm Jenna.' He said his name was Tim.
We don't really chat much, but he does ask if I was going to work. I told him I was and that I was taking the train into Philly. Then he says these words - I kid you not.
"Would you like to make some extra money?"
*pause*
I dart my red, cruel eyes art his and reply:
"No I wouldn't. Do you have a problem with that."
It wasn't a question. It was a STATEMENT.
I would have put both of our lives in danger EASILY if this Tim decided to try anything less than cute. Ida effed him up REAL good.
SIlence for the rest of the ride.
I get out at the train staion, tell him a smug 'nice to meet you' and slam the door closed.
He pulled out of the train station - He was NEVER going to the train station. Jerk.
NOW.
This morning.
Three months later.
Yeah. Miss Jenna gets a visit from Tim the goon.
He's in a gold Honda this time. great.
He says. 'Hi. Remember me from before?'
*pause*
He was ANTAGONIZING ME. bitch.
I do not respond to him and cast my gaze forward.
I get safely to the train station and make the call to 911.
911.
Grrrrrrr.
I speak to a very nice gal who got ALL my info and even took a huge description of the perp. (Yeah, like that baby. Perp.)
She tells me they are dispatching an officer.
Uh huh.
I CALL BACK 911 20 MINUTES LATER. Grrrrrrrrr.
They tell me that an officer was going to CALL ME.
WHAT!
I just missed like two friggin trains for this crap.
The officer has YET to call.
'F' the police.
If I turn up missing or decapitated, here is the description of Tim (yeah, he even sounds like a 'winner'):
approx. 45 yrs old white male with horse shoe pattern baldness. Blue eyes, red/blonde hair and mustache. Dressed in business casual - button down shirt and slacks.
Driving a gold, newer model, honda civic.
He may be armed and is a complete IDIOT for messing with the WRONG female.
*smooches*
Have a nice day.
9:49 AM - Friday, Aug. 20, 2004
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