Last week�
Wait. I have to go further back.
Two years ago, when I started my job at the Bank, I was introduced properly to the internet. YES. Of course I�ve been ON the internet before, but this time I had it all to myself � all day. I decided to check out the MTV website. I honestly wanted to meet other people who could introduce me to some GREAT music. You know, like stuff I�ve never heard or heard of. MTV has email and message boards and al that jazz that helps kids meet other kids. I meet my friend Shane. Also know as: Nubb, Nubbers, Niilo, LuvNub, Nubber One, and Mr. Wonderful. Shane was a student and avid soccer player. (Side Note: In fact, after college, he was on a semi-pro team and PAID to play soccer. How COOL is that!??) Shane was, and still is, from the Chicago area.
Shane and I hit it off immediately! I mean, whenever we got a hold of each other, we would chat and gossip and goof of and freak out all day together until I was done work. Shane is a little over three years younger than me and when I met him, he was still in college. He had this crush on a gal that sat next to him in class and she asked him over to study. He starts going off about how he�s not sure how to put the moves on her and blah blah blah� I ask him if he thinks she wants to hook up with him and if so, did he know what to do. He gave me one of those "Yeah sure I am the champ!!� actually no, do you have any ideas?" answers. SO. I am totally ready to help my Nubber get some action!
I go into this three-page letter about how to properly go down on a gal. I mean, I gave this kid the GOODS. I tell him about what to do with the tongue, how to incorproate fingers if he's feeling saucy and even how to find the precious "G" spot. The holy scripture according to Jenna, if you will.
Well. Sadly, He never got the chance to make the moves, but was very grateful. As well he fucking should be. I�m telling you! I gave him all the �answers�. Poor babe, didn�t get to use them L
Anyway! Nub and I have been in touch here and there since we first met but have basically been catching up more than keeping in touch. We are both busy people and have been moving around a lot and such. You get the drift.
Shane emails me out of the blue and says hello, how are ya, miss you, love you.
Oh, We said I love you from like day one.
And I love this man.
Anyway. We email back and forth and he sends me some pictures this time. ---Shane and I have seen pictures of each other but, on both sides, they were AWFUL! His was from far away and fuzzy and mine was up close and it looked like I had just sparked up a doobie. Just terrible.---
So I look at these pictures. MY sweet Jeesus!! Shane is HOT. (I mean, if you want proof, I�ll be HAPPY forward you his picture. Rarr!!) He�s all growed UP too?
Holy crap� I kept gasping and clutching my agape fucking mouth! My friends at work were all crowded around drooling too.
Yikes.
Just yikes.
So now I�m, trying to play it cool with him. You know, as if I DON�T want to run away into the sunset with him and he starts telling me how much he missed me and how he can�t wait to visit me. VISIT me.
I love this man.
I�m shaking inside as I write this.
Yeah. He�s making plans to come visit me. In the mean time, I start wondering how �great� this guy is. I figured out of all the things I love about him there has to be a catch. THEN it hits me, we have never talked on the phone. A HA!! That MUST be what�s wrong. I�m thinking to myself, �I bet he sounds like Mickey Mouse and is really shy and has no conversation skills at all and I bet he smells bad and his mother dresses him funny.�
I plot to get this fellah on the phone, so I could pick him apart, therefore undoing my turbo-killer-love-sickness for him. Last week was the first time I got to talk to the guy.
HA!
Wrong again Jenna. His voice is deep and energetic and he talks even MORE on the phone. We have been talking over the past few days constantly. And it�s not just me! He calls me on his way to work and during his breaks. He�s just so great and even though I asked him not to, he�s using all his minutes on me. Gosh that feels special.
You should hear his cute accent too! Aw� I love making fun of him. He says silly things like �cran� instead of crayon and �pop� instead of soda. He makes fun of me too! He said I sound like a newscaster. Whatta jerk. ;)
At least he can take what I dish out. He totally picks up when I�m trying to be tricky and calls all my bluffs. *sigh*
What a great guy�
So last Thursday it was raining like mad and as I was walking from the train to get home, a car came whizzing by, bombarded through this HUGE puddle and completely soaked me! I shook my head, looked down at my poor, soaked body and folded my umbrella down. I clicked on my ipod and searched for some good sing along songs. There I was sloshing, singing and laughing and the whole time, wishing Shane was goofing off with me.
I can�t help but fantasize about leaving Philly and running off to Shane.
Cross your fingers!!!
11:02 AM - Monday, Dec. 27, 2004
Recent entries:
wertw ertwert - Thursday, Jul. 10, 2008
some ditty - Thursday, Mar. 08, 2007
sippy sippy - Thursday, Feb. 22, 2007
yah yah - Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007
woo woowww - Monday, Feb. 12, 2007
My profile
Archives
Notes
Diaryland
Random
RSS
others:
juddhole
porktornado
albannach
lauralgood
lukeduke
hotcarl
joecartoon
jorod74
pirategirl
bingoguy
chaostraffic
warcrygirl
plopphizz
drbigbeef
chadly7
rickscafe
thedailywtf
incredipete
mousemilk
meanmommy
xquzme
vickithecute
gumphood
freefall74
wombatcity
yeahimadork
themark
bvror
edgarfrog
clarity25
nightmare54
reynedecoupe