So. There has been less than interesting things happening to me lately, and it scares the crrrap out of me. Why? Because there is always a �calm before the storm� in my life. Whenever things begin to look normal, Karma throws a fucking monkey wrench in the cogs of my otherwise peaceful life. (Wow. My sentences are much bigger after 24oz. of cappucoffee.) I can�t wait to see what happens next.
This past weekend I had a REDICULOUSLY hurtful toothache� if you could call it that. It felt more like someone had taken each, individual tooth in my mouth and attached a clamp or vice of some sort and tightened it mercilessly. The horror in my mouth was unbearable. I was awake all night crying every 10 minutes out of pure pain and exhaustion. It was plain fucking hell. I have no idea why, but most of the pain has calmed and I was able to fall asleep last night.
YES. I made a dentist appointment. It�s Wednesday. Here is what I think they are going to tell me:
The Doc- Ms. Miller it looks like you wisdom teeth want out of your mouth and are making your life miserable until you let them go. Think of it this way. They are not aware they can be pulled straight out; they think the only way to exit your mouth is by aggressively shoving their way to the front. Make sense? That is where all that pressure is coming from.
Me- Yes, perfect sense Sir. Now get these crazy fucks out or give me drugs until you can. I have want for sleep tonight. (Jenna flashes her winning smile)
End Scene
Great googley moogley� what frustration I am having!!!!!
I need sex.
I�m not talking about some vanilla-ooh-ahh sex. I mean I need some freaky-deaky-saran-wrap-caramel-topping-gooey sexxx. Pronto. Stat. NOW dammit NOW.
On another note I hope my Eagles pound Moss and the rest of the fucking Vikings into the fucking dirt. I do not wish upon them injury. I think it�s just horrible when any team member can�t play. That�s their way of life and to have it taken away is a total tragedy. I do however wish upon the Vikings a spanking like no one has ever witnessed. The kind of spanking only the Eagles and myself can dish out� And then some� To me, Moss overrates HIMSELF and deserves to be put in his frizzy-ass place. Grrrrrrrr.
I laugh in his general direction.
3:40 PM - Monday, Jan. 10, 2005
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