I thought this was a fun survey, written by Gumphood. You should fill it out too. I'm serious.
Go.
description: This is a survey about things that drive you crazy or scare you.
Here are anisettekiss's answers:
1. How many 2 foot tall aliens would it take to really scare you. They don't have handguns...they are just tiny huminoid aliens.
Good question. If it were a small group of say, 3-7, I would think to myself, "Awww. Look at these little guys, I wonder what they're doing here?" But if it there were like 10 ships full of them I would get scared. I mean, if there's only a couple, you might think to yourself that they're just lost. But if there's like, a posse? Forget it. They're trying to fuck you.
2. If there was a bat that had a 50 foot wing span, and flew around the sky at night, but was wicked friendly, like a dog, would this scare you.
Hmmm. I would ask him his name first. If it were something like Benjamin, I'd say Hello and get to know him. If his name was Checknamislaff The Evil, I wouldn't trust him and kepp walking.
3. How many times does it take for you to never forgive someone for hurting you. They aren't doing bad things to you (like stealing or hitting you) but just standing you up, or bailing.
Wow. Another good one. I am a recovering door mat. I have decided to compromise. The people in my life who have come and gone are always welcome back. The catch is that I won't let them get as close to me as my real friends are.
4. If a Condor fought an Albertross, who would win?
Condor. They look like bad-asses and have love on their side. (They mate for life. How romantic.)
5. What COMMON insect would you least like to encounter in your house?
Those little feaks with the pinchy butts. I HATE them.
6. At what point does a bunch of cute animals become a horde of scary animals. (example, Mrs. Muffit and her kitty friend were cute, but when I saw the 348 other Cats that had followed her home, my allergies became fatal)
Having many of them in front of me wouldn't bother me as much as actually seeing them multiply, like they were being run on a photocopier, while they taunt me in a squeaky voice about how they're going to kill me.
7. If an Eagle fought a Patriot who would win?
Eagle. Talons baby, huge talons.
8. If you were drinking and you have a hard time picking up the cup of beer, how many more beers should you have.
At least two. (I try not to exaggerate)
9. How many emails to your girlfriend each day is scary.
NO such thing... is there?
10. If Britney Spears got a third Breast, do you think that would help or hurt her career?
Dude. As much as this chick has already done?! ANYTHING she does is helping her.
11. My male co-worker uses a Saloon Specialist every week for their hair. What do you think about this?
A Saloon specialist? Like the guys in westerns that serves whiskey and beer to greasy tanned gunslingers? Sounds like fun.
12. If Danny Divito was an Alien, would you be that surprised?
LOL
13. If you got "Neo" in Charades, what would you do to act him out without speaking.
Okay. I'd make the movie camera signal and everyine will be like "movie". Then I'd tug at my shirt like I was wearing suspenders and bounce a lot while extending my hand and animated my mouth. My best friend, Rachel would immediately know what I was doing and say, "Bill & Ted". Then I would pretend I was putting on sunglasses and she would scream "NEO!"
14. Better game: Scrabble or Trivial Pursuit
Scrabble is much better. Trivial Pursuit ruins friendships. That's just not a healthy game to play. It's like playing with fire. That takes away your friends. ANd makes them feel dumb. Isn't there enough pain?
15. Better Game: Pictonary or Charades
Pictionary. I love watching people draw like one picture and point at it. A lot. For the next minute and a half... priceless.
16. If you could have any super power what would it be and why?
My first impulse is to have x-ray vision for all the wrong reasons. But my final answer is flying. I would love to fly.
anisettekiss's comment on this survey: Huh. This actually WAS fun. :)
OH. And...*gag* I lost a bet to Andy (aka Rickscafe) and the Patriots rock my world.
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