Okay. I�m not going to dwell over this, but my Dad�s biopsy didn�t come out good at all. It�s one of two things: Colon or Pancreas. If it�s his colon, he has a 3-4 year life expectancy. If he has cancer of the pancreas he�s expected to live about a year. Chemotherapy will only prolong his life � the cancer has run its course and it isn�t going away. Um. I feel like shit but am successfully distracting myself with friends, family and activities.
What kind of activities, you ask??
Oh I�ll tell you.
So. My best friend Rachel had a birthday party for this gal she works with, Katherine, on Sunday. We spent a lot of time fixing up Rachel�s downstairs. She just finished painting and had nothing hanging on the walls, and still had a couple boxes hanging around. I had fun; I really like DOING something with myself, especially if it means I don�t have to think of other things. So we drill and anchor and mount some stuff to the wall. Yippee.
The party time comes around and the turnout was more than we planned. Everyone was getting toasted. I mean, people who don�t usually drink, were totally wasted.
I was one of them.
I was making myself cups of dirty martinis and later switched to Jack and coke. I have NO idea WHY I insist on drinking whiskey. I become a she-monster.
I began pulling random guys off the street and invited them to come into the party.
Yeah.
One fellah in particular took a liking to me. He was all like, �Wow, you�re very confident I think that�s sexy.� And I was all like, �Oh really? Aren�t I lucky.� He thought I was joking � sucker.
I mean I was on 10. I was almost being mean to this poor guy and he just ate it up with a spoon. I like it when things like that go my way.
So yeah, we wound up making out and all that jazz. I have no idea what his name is.
Rachel dropped the cake, not a soul noticed, and her shelving unit came crashing into her GLASS coffee table. The table totally shattered. Luckily nobody was even in the room when it happened. Otherwise, Rachel might have had her first lawsuit to worry about, now that she�s a homeowner.
10:25 AM - Tuesday, Sept. 07, 2004
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