Top ten reasons you might not want to like me anymore:
10. I have no desire to ever hear a song involving Phil Collins ever again.
9. I secretly don't like old people. I see them on the bus all the time and they never smile and they treat the younger people like crap and we all know they don't REALLY cough THAT loud.
8. People who run or bike in little spandex outfits should be punched square in the nose until it bleeds. That's just not necessary.
7. Guys who wear flip-flops gross me out. Man feet = least sexy thing I can even think of.
6. I'll hog the covers. I end up looking like a caterpillar making its cocoon.
5. I like reality TV.
4. I'm not a big fan of the Dilbert comics.
3. Can someone please explain to me why everyone thought Slingblade was a good movie???
2. You WILL put the seat back the way it was. "The toilet looks broken... can you fix it for me?"
1. I'd sooner spend thousands of dollars on someone who'll clean the kitty litter than buy a car.
Top ten things I'm going to tell you in order to get you to like me again:
10. It's impossible to stay mad at me - I'm WAY too cute and charming. You are powerless against it.
9. I make THE greatest chicken parm. Period. Oh, for the vegetarians, I make THE greatest grilled cheese sandwiches. Vegans. I don't date you.
8. I'll let you win at miniature golf and bowling.
7. Children and dogs have an impeccable way of telling whether a person is "good" or not. Both always love me.
6. My laugh is contagious.
5. I chew with my mouth closed.
4. I write poems about horses.
3. I have a great sense of humor.
2. Gold medallist cuddler.
1. ALWAYS at the ready.
10:55 AM - Tuesday, Apr. 19, 2005
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