... said she couldn't live without me no more.
Dear Lysol,
You must be crazy if you think your crisp linen scent actually smells like crisp linen. Your product smells more like cat urine and pine-sol.
Cordially,
Jenna
Dear Ben & Jerry's
I love you. But could you stop making famous ice cream and start making pills that make me THINK I just ate a pint of Chubby Hubby? Thanks.
Cordially,
Jenna
Dear VH1,
Please schedule as many shows as possible hosted by Mark McGrath. Rarr!!
Cordially,
Jenna
Dear UPN,
Just give up, man.
Cordially,
Jenna
Dear Pixie Stix,
Be honest. The main ingredient is crack, right??
Cordially,
Jenna
Dear Seth MacFarlane,
Leave the 7th of October open on your calendar. We're getting married.
Cordially,
Jenna
P.S. Please sign the pre-nup agreement I have enclosed stating that you are required to do the "Stewie voice" in bed at least three times a week. Thanks.
Dear Mom,
Thanks for giving birth to me making me a big mouth. Now all the boys are scared of me.
Cordially,
Jenna
Dear Victoria's Secret,
Take some pointers from Fredrick's of Hollywood. Their stuff is nice and trashy.
Cordially,
Jenna
Dear Cable Company,
Just thought you'd like to know that I spurn you as I would spurn a rabid dog.
Cordially,
Jenna
Dear Mary Kate,
You're looking a little bloated.
Cordially,
Jenna
2:48 PM - Thursday, Apr. 21, 2005
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